The Union

The Union. Better known as the place on Purdue's campus that has a wide variety of places to eat, plus my Starbs. While the Union is a beautiful place, it is near a mile away from my dorm. So when I finally reach salvation, I feel like I need to relish in my time, like it's a luxury. 

Weird? Yes. Do I care? No. 

Now let me get to where I was going with this. While I relish in my time at the watering hole, I enjoy people watching and of course being nosy. 

Weird? Yes. Again, do I care? No. 

From people watching you can definitely tell who knows what is going on and how the Union works, and then there is the scared to death parents with their high school seniors. That will have its own post later on cause good lord do I have something to say about them. Anyway, then there is the typical students studying, the occasional napper, and then the random adults who are in business attire while eating a burger at Pappy's Sweet Shop. 

What I came here to rant about is the people who take up AN ENTIRE TABLE with all of their things. Like yes, I get it, you don't want to sit with people. You gotta study and focus. Your Venti Chai Tea Latte takes up the other seat. Yes, I get it. 

BUT, when it is lunch time and seating is limited, MOVE YOUR FRICK FRACKING THINGS ELSEWHERE. Cause do you know how hard it is to eat my dessert crepe while standing? It's super hard cause I have Nutella coming out one side and my diced strawberries coming out the other. Is this a pretty sight? Hellz no.

Moral of the story, I was a little hot and heavy with some individuals who don't give two poops if I'm a hot mess while eating my crepe and drinking my Wild Strawberry smoothie. Did I live through this catastrophe? Yes. Am I happy about it? You guessed it, no. 

MOVE YOUR JACKET SO I CAN SIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. 

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